Certainly over the last couple of months, I have felt a
little battered and bruised by studies, exam pressures and the realities of
freelancing, so when a friend who works in the sporting media casually asked me
if I wanted to go halves on a ticketing bundle, including restrictive view
tickets of the Opening Ceremony, I wasn’t going to argue.
Except our jokes about “we’ll be sat in front of a tree”
came true.
We were sat. In front
of. THE TREE!
Now really, who puts a tree in the middle of stadium!
We also noticed, sadly, that chunks of seats were not taken
up – the Category B tickets in front of us had a face value of £995. Tickets right by where the athletes came out,
also empty.
But more on that later!
Getting in
After grabbing a bite to eat at the Stratford Centre, we
made our way back to the park, and the scene was just amazing, people streaming
up the steps and for the most part, security officials (including police
drafted in) were pretty friendly. There
are always one or two that, once they done a luminescent jacket and an official
lanyard) seem to think that they are holier than thou… but the Purple-clad
volunteers in particular were amazingly cheerful and helpful.
The Olympic Park is HUGE.
When you first come over the bridge and see the media centre, the
stadium, the Orbit structure and the aquatic centre – you cannot help but be
impressed. We likened it to a giant
theme park – for sporting nuts. We just
strolled around like grinning idiots for about an hour just soaking up the
atmosphere.
We had joked about our seats maybe overlooking the park
instead of the stadium… so you can imagine our stunned-mullet-ness when we got
to the top of the steps and could see the branches of a big tree.
And yes, indeed our restricted view was… seats behind a
tree. A TREE!!!!
Seriously who puts a socking great tree in the middle of a stadium?!
I was just happy to be in there and was determined to make the most of the occasion, but understandably peoples’ reactions were one of dismay.
Seriously who puts a socking great tree in the middle of a stadium?!
I was just happy to be in there and was determined to make the most of the occasion, but understandably peoples’ reactions were one of dismay.
We also noticed as the evening started to wear on before the
beginning of the ceremony, that the more expensive seats directly below us were
empty. I asked one of the stewards if I
might run down and take some photos once things got started, which was OK if I
ran straight back, but a definite NO to sitting there if the seats weren’t
taken.
This made no sense, as obviously a LOT was going to happen
in front of that tree, and a wide stretch of empty seats would be obvious.
So there we sat, treated to random acts of village life,
seen on the TVs overhead.
For some reason some “clouds” and their wranglers brought
about a roar and a “London” wave. The
stadium was nowhere near full at this time, but the sound was unreal.
We had a few adverts pop up on the TV, and the clouds came and went, in and out of the stadium!
We had a few adverts pop up on the TV, and the clouds came and went, in and out of the stadium!
I came back from a comfort break to find the stadium going
mental over milk maids running on with cows and goats.
From what I could gather over Twitter, there were all kinds
of moving Olympic montages we were missing, as opposed to our ads, clouds and livestock
– very different.
On screen we had images of ducks. In the garden bit. Probably in front of the damned tree.
Horses were ploughing a fake field, farmers and wifes were
having a chin-wag.
We had Curtis Walker as MC warming up the audience and we
were being given queues of what to do with our strobe lights attached to
chairs.
At 20:12 the strobes started to count down The Red Arrows
fly past over head, but annoyingly not over the stadium where we can see.
The pre-entertainment carries on with a turn by a folk
singer.
Flash Mob escape tree
With about half an hour to go, suddenly everyone around us
started to make a move for the seats below.
We noticed that initially people went to the left of the tree, and suddenly
our group and people immediately around us headed to the right.
Initially the stewards were just struck immobile as they
watched a wave of people in the seats above just flood down to the next seats.
One of them tried to tell us that the view was restricted
here, and was shown a “before and after” photo, to which he had no answer.
To be fair to them, they let it go. The prospect of trying to move over a hundred
people back up to where they came from would have been pretty daunting, and it
was obvious that the space behind the tree looking empty would have been incongruous.
So they went with it – and good for them for doing so.
Up until that point I had been genuinely excited to be
there, despite being arborealy challenged – but on seeing what was behind the tree – that was the point at
which I started to feel quite emotional about the whole experience!
Flash mob rules – next stop – The Royal Box! (Just kidding!)
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